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About Me Member Wise Ass Vanessa-ValiumFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Hello, DA...it's been a while.

Tue Dec 16, 2008, 9:37 PM
Not that any of you little twats besides my sister really give a flying rat's ass that I'm back...but I figured I should infiltrate your sad existence and inform you, that I am back, I have Photoshop, and I am creating art.

I have added a couple new pieces, not that you dickfeasting shit suckers care. But, if you happen to be one that does, go look. There's nothing stopping you, just like there's nothing stopping me from putting a bullet in your head...except the possibly consequences and jailtime.

Haha...now I know this journal entry sounds crass and harsh, but really, I don't hate you all.

Just most of you.

Hahaha....no, really. I am not a negative person, I'm just feeling like a jerk right now.

In all honesty...please check out my new works and leave lots of glorious comments...

..or I'll kill you in your sleep.

Thanks!

-Vanessa Valium

  • Listening to: the sound of the clock ticking.
  • Watching: you through your window.
  • Playing: with myself.
  • Eating: children.
  • Drinking: the blood of virgins.

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  • Current Residence: Prescott, AZ
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Huh?
  • Print preference: What?
  • Interests: Music, cars, beer, and good times.
  • Favourite movie: Tank Girl.
  • Favourite band or musician: My dad.
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything...is that a genre?
  • Favourite artist: My sister.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Uhhhmmm...
  • Favourite photographer: My grandfather...and myself. Conceited, I know.
  • Favourite style of art: Cockmouth.
  • Operating System: Windows...piece of shit.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPood.
  • Shell of choice: Sea.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Pretty ones.
  • Skin of choice: Mine.
  • Favourite game: Checkers.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Blastyphisolysis........isn't a word.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ace Jackal.
  • Personal Quote: "Punk rock, bitch..."
  • Tools of the Trade: All my instruments, and...my tablet, Photoshop, and Flash.

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Comments


:iconbm83:
thx for your fav

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keep smiling... ;)
:iconmenschmachinen:
Thanks for the Fav on the carbon dub

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Leadership is a burden I take on for the good of those around me,
I choose to step up so that others are not counted amoungst the dead.
:iconsilvermetal18:
oh my you haven't been on for 12 weeks :O
:iconsilvermetal18:
Hi there, u must be recently new to deviantart. Your photography is really nice and u look cool in it. Welcome to DA

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